User:Tewdar

Userboxes This user is Cornish. Kw This user's pronouns are ev, eev, e', va, y, and 'n This user needs a mentor This user is on strike This user is in safe mode. Some features may not be available. This user sometimes makes jokes that do not always reflect reality with 100% accuracy This user has CURSED THE ENGLISH WIKIPEDIA!!! This user fucking hates Wikipedia This user thinks Wikipedia is a pile of fucking shit This user knows that Wikipedia thwarts the best intentions and breaks the finest spirits This user is sick of pussies This user is proud that Cornwall is trying to join the space race This user carries a catapult This user is dangerous This user is a periwinkler This user has a beard This user is a pseudoscientist This user is a villain This user likes Waldeinsamkeit [de] This user likes choughs This user makes frozen desserts This user makes sausages This user plays the ocarina This user tries not to leave edit summaries if possible 😂 This user laughs out loud every time he sees the phrase 'per Tewdar' This user comments from the peanut gallery This user's package from deep humanity is waiting in Entry Parcel Storage This user has been on Wikipedia for 5 years, 5 months and 28 days. 0.8 This user has 0.8 centijimbos. This user's edit count has been artificially inflated by making large numbers of very small edits to a limited number of articles This user is a direct descendent of Richard Carew This user is a direct descendent of Matteo Rosso Orsini This user is a direct descendent of Sir Thomas Carminow This user is a direct descendent of Sir John Fortescue This user is a direct descendent of Sir Geoffrey de Luterel This user is a direct descendent of Sir John Arundell This user is a direct descendent of Sir Richard Edgcumbe This user is a direct descendent of Baron Henry de Percy This user is a direct descendent of Baron William Hastings This user is a direct descendent of Count Alan of Cornouaille This user is a direct descendent of Earl Uhtred the Bold This user is a direct descendent of Earl Waltheof of Northumbria This user is a direct descendent of Grand Master Robert IV of Sablé This user is a direct descendent of Marquis Azzo VI This user is a direct descendent of John Howard, 1st Duke of Norfolk This user is a direct descendent of Duke Conan the Crooked This user is a direct descendent of Chief Rurik of the Rus This user is a direct descendent of King Richard of Cornwall This user is a direct descendent of King Alfred the Great This user is a direct descendent of King Rhys ap Tewdwr This user is a direct descendent of King William the Conqueror This user is a direct descendent of King Llywelyn the Great This user is a direct descendent of King Malachy MacMurrough This user is a direct descendent of King Duncan I of Scotland This user is a direct descendent of King Afonso the Conqueror This user is a direct descendent of King Pedro el Cruel This user is a direct descendent of King John le Bon This user is a direct descendent of King Eric the Victorious This user is a direct descendent of King Béla I of Hungary This user is a direct descendent of King Mihailo I of Duklja This user is a direct descendent of Saint Elizabeth of Portugal This user is a direct descendent of Elizabeth the Cuman This user is a direct descendent of Tsar Ivan Vladislav of Bulgaria This user is a direct descendent of Emperor Frederick I This user is a direct descendent of Emperor Alexios I This user is a direct descendent of Charlemagne

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• The Bell Beaker phenomenon in third millennium BCE Switzerland: Investigating its local integration and exploring the relationship between funerary and domestic contexts through the lens of pottery technical traditions in the Upper Rhône valley, Eve Derenne

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You will never be a real Indo-European. You have no horse, you have no chariot, you have no yurt. You are a mutt living a farmer lifestyle twisted by coping and larping into a crude mockery of steppe’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your 50% EEF appearance behind closed doors.

Nomads and agriculturalists alike are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even steppe LARPers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a nomad and an agriculturalist alike. Your lifestyle and skin, eye, and hair color are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to convince some drunk guy that you are indeed an Indo-European steppe nomad, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected delusional fantasies that you live through as a way to escape reality. You will never be an Indo-European. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you alone, without a horse, next to a farm with a headstone marked with letters that Indo-Europeans had no idea of, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know someone who was not a nomad is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not Indo-European.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. 141.255.87.224 (talk) 14:31, 3 August 2022 (UTC)