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One More Time a Top 25 update! Oh yeah, alright, don't stop the reporting!
Rank | Article | Class | Views | Image | Notes/about |
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1 | Daft Punk | 1.719.463 | The French robot-masked dance music duo - known for an animated feature-length music video, the soundtrack to Tron Legacy, and the song of the summer c. 2013 - posted a video titled "Epilogue" on Monday; showing one of the robots blowing the other up. This was followed by a statement from their publicist that they had broken up. | ||
2 | WandaVision | 1.468.772 | Along with digging deeper into what led to all those sitcom pastiches, this week's episode marked a first in the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Wanda Maximoff was finally referred to as Scarlet Witch! | ||
3 | Bobby Shmurda | 1.140.286 | Shmurda had a Billboard Top 10 hit in 2014; by the end of the year, he was arrested for conspiracy to murder. He spent 7 years in prison, being released on parole on Tuesday. | ||
4 | Deaths in 2021 | 957.196 | Best use a lyric by our #1 duo: But suddenly I feel the shining sun Before I knew it this dream was all gone | ||
5 | I Care a Lot | 933.332 | I Care a Lot! About Netflix movies that keep people glued to their screen (I care a lot) About the elders being scammed in a guardianship routine I care a lot! About the mafia threats that Dianne Wiest brought I care a lot! About Peter Dinklage and Rosamund Pike, they really rock I care a lot! | ||
6 | Agatha Harkness | 916.937 | #2's main antagonist, a witch played by Kathryn Hahn, who in the first episodes was disguised as Wanda's nosy neighbor Agnes. | ||
7 | Tiger Woods | 913.790 | Woods was hospitalized following a car accident on Tuesday. According to the news, he's back in "good spirits." | ||
8 | Zitkala-Sa | 851.153 | This early-20th-century Yankton Dakota activist and author was born on February 22, 1876. For her birthday, she was commemorated by a Google Doodle. | ||
9 | Shailene Woodley | 761.766 | This actress finally confirmed she is the fiancé Aaron Rodgers referred to during the NFL awards. | ||
10 | Elimination Chamber (2021) | 689.700 | This annual WWE event was held in St. Petersburg, Florida, on Sunday. | ||
11 | Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo | 641.229 | The half of the robot DJs at #1 that talks less. The biggest views might be for either that or how his Portuguese-tinted name is so cool! | ||
12 | Narendra Modi Stadium | 624.798 | On Wednesday, the largest cricket stadium in the world was renamed to honor India's prime minister. | ||
13 | Behind Her Eyes (British TV series) | 596.254 | Netflix released this supernatural psychological thriller adapting a novel. It stars Eve Hewson, so let's just put a picture of her mom, the Sweetest Thing. | ||
14 | Thomas Bangalter | 580.191 | In the Report as now in real life, the other half of the robot DJs (#1) is split from his former partner (#11). | ||
15 | Elizabeth Olsen | 573.301 | Who knew the Olsen twins would one day just be the Scarlet Witch's (#2) older sisters? | ||
16 | Elon Musk | 559.677 | Elon Musk, being among the richest people in the world, can claim a spot on the Report by just being an epic Reddit meme guy. Truly something to aspire to. | ||
17 | Santosh Anand | 549.335 | Indian Idol had a special appearance by this prolific composer. | ||
18 | Rosamund Pike | 542.566 | The one-time Bond girl already got an Oscar nomination for playing a huge sociopath, so given she's playing another in #5, the possibility of Academy recognition is very possible. | ||
19 | Novak Djokovic | 525.778 | Three Australian Open titles in a row for this Serbian, and nine overall! It's impressive how he, Federer and Nadal have basically a monopoly in the tennis court. | ||
20 | Death of Elisa Lam | 517.477 | One more appearance for the crime showcased in the Netflix docuseries Crime Scene: The Vanishing at the Cecil Hotel. | ||
21 | Naomi Osaka | 460.535 | Osaka won the women's singles tournament at the Australian Open. Along the way, she defeated two Americans, one who has won everything under the Sun and one who hasn't yet gotten a Grand Slam title. | ||
22 | Mia Farrow | 447.209 | Allen v. Farrow, an HBO docuseries covering allegations of Allen being a pedophile, premiered on Sunday. | ||
23 | Woody Allen | 440.280 | |||
24 | Billie Holiday | 423.533 | Hulu premiered The United States vs. Billie Holiday, about how this acclaimed singer (played by Andra Day) was targeted by the government for both heroin usage and singing about lynchings. | ||
25 | Malcolm X | 398.579 | Malcolm X was assassinated on February 21, 1965. On the anniversary of his death, a press conference was held by his family and the family of a deceased undercover cop; they presented a letter allegedly written by the undercover cop, saying he "was told to encourage leaders and members of the civil rights groups to commit felonious acts." While conspiracy theories about the assassination aren't new, the letter is resparking interest. |